Freaky Friday 💄

For all you moms out there, this is your weekend to ditch your children. Grab some girls and go see ” BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS” . The first one was super funny. Seen the first one with a great friend, we both laughed our asses off, well not really , our asses are still there ,

hopefully a little firmer after all the  WORKOUTS AND SQUATS.

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YES, THATS ME THE BAD MOM ON THE LEFT!

Speaking of being a bad mom….. I’m sure we’ve all had our moments. Some stories we can laugh at and some , well just give it time.

I’m not talking about being mean, smacking the shit out of your kid, but just some of the stuff they do/ did that were really our fault.

I probably have you ALL beat in this category 😬😬😬😬😬. During my divorce many years ago, I decided that the kids and I were going to have the BEST summer , thought it could have been possibly the last summer living on the lake with a sweet boat and nice stuff. So we pretty much became ” Lake Rats” ” Beach Bums” ” I think they wore a swimsuit every day. The 3 older kids literally wakeboarded everyday/ all day. To the point where one time Trevor didn’t want to come in so he let go in the middle of the lake. After debating with him, I thought I’d teach him a lesson and let him sit for a few, he was right in front of the house , but out deep in all his gear. Maybe 5 minutes later a neighbor down the street comes up to him and pulls him wakeboarding!!!

SO AS YOU CAN SEE BELOW, HE WAS NOT LACKING IN THE WAKEBOARDING! so, proud of that little shit

I guess you could call that ” winning ” on his part/ bad parenting on mine.

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his famous magazine spread, and if you know TREVOR HE WAS JUST THERE TO WAKEBOARD NOT ABOUT ALL THE ATTENTION.

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hat summer ended with me breaking both / yes BOTH of my feet !!!! 👣Yes wakeboarding. Thought I was 18 and I definitely wasn’t.

Gets even better, not going to mention which child or how it happened, some of you know the story but my new mini van ( mom mobile) got driven thru the front porch.

Remember , I had mentioned I was going thru a divorce at the time so I was slightly distraught. So now I’m in court with 1 walking cast on 1 foot and 1 walking shoe on the other. A mini van practically in my kitchen. You would have thought my neighbors would have been concerned, very nice neighborhood and all. Hell no , there was 6 divorces going down on my street. Craziest summer ever. But the kids and I made it amazing under the circumstance. Love those 4 ❤❤❤❤

AND THATS JUST TOUCHING THE SURFACE ON ONE OF MY AMAZING , CRAZY, LOVING , SARCASTIC CHILDREN. MORE TO COME………

TO THE VEGAN ADULT CHILDREN LIVING IN MY CASTLE. HAPPY NATIONAL EXTRA MEAT SANDWICH DAY!!!!!!!!!!!  (stin worked at subway all thru out highschool, and we called him stinway)

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GOOD NIGHT TO ALL
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