REALLY BAD DRIVERS, AND ASHLEY HAND UPDATE!!!!!

STUPID THINGS WE DO OR SEE WHILE DRIVING

We all know DO NOT TEXT while driving, what are other things you see other than people talking on their cell while driving

MY MAIN MATE JUST ENCOUNTERED THIS TODAY:    Brushing your teeth, never tried it. First problem I’m having with that one is where do u spit?? And do you just bring a bottled water 💦 To wash away the tooth paste?? too much involved

I will admit I’ve done this one ….. plucked my eyebrows, I’m sorry but my visor gives me the best light , and view for beautiful brows. Completely unsafe, if you get rear ended you are going to get an embedded object stuck in your face,  imagine going to the ER with a set of tweezers sticking out of your brow.  Don’t recommend it but honestly I do it a lot.  So don’t even try it because you’ll be hooked on it.

Lots of eating I see happening in cars, not a fan , don’t want the mess in the JEEP. Back when my kids were young, we had just left the DQ ( we lived right down the road )  literally like two blocks away. BAM 💥 someone hit us. Vision the scene. 4 kids, 4 ice creams 🍦🍦🍦🍦, yes sprinkles, dipped in cherry toppings, chocolate, rolled in nuts , the whole   SHABAM!!!! Glad we were all fine but ice cream was everywhere. And the kids were crying,  not because of the accident .  But because the ice cream was all jacked up.

The laid back driver. The seat is so reclined, you wonder if someone is actually behind the wheel.  All you see is their knee that’s resting by the window

wrong, just completely wrong

The sleeping driver. I’ve heard this a lot. Just catching up on a few 💤💤💤💤💤💤 that they missed during the night

The selfie picture driver: not safe , steer completely away from them or you could be on there snap story and not know it.

The singer: I  guarantee we are all culprits of this . Shit , I can even hold a tune when I’m driving. Throw on a pair of shades and your even a better.

Painting your finger nails: yes I’ve done it. Didn’t get caught, nails looked like crap, don’t bother

Along with makeup, see this a lot at stop lights.

Men shaving:   Where is the hair going??? In the car??? Ugh ! Beards are in


GLAD CATS HAVE 9 LIVES

URGENT UPDATE:

THE BROKEN VEGAN HAND IS HEALING WELL, BUT  THERE IS A LONG RECOVERY, 4 MORE WEEKS IN THE SPLINT, 8-12 WEEKS BEFORE WEIGHT BEARING. HER SCAR LOOKS GREAT, CAN BARELY SEE IT. GLAD THINGS ARE JUST SPEEDING ALONG. CHECK OUT HER HARDWARE IN THE HAND. LOOKS GREAT. SHE CONTINUES TO ADD LOTS OF COMMOTION, INTERESTING FOOD FACTS, AND A DAILY STRUGGLE TO PUTTING HER HAIR UP. STIN AND CARTER ARE QUITE THE HAIR STYLIST’S AND HAVE CONQUERED A FEW STYLES.  JK , THEY SUCK AT ALL WOMAN HAIR STYLES, AND MAKE CROOKED PONYTAILS!😈

 

SO, ASHLEY AND I WERE JUST SITTING HERE BONDING, SHES STUDYING, HOUSE IS SUPER QUIET, CLEAN. THEN SHE LEFT, CAME BACK AND DINO ENTERED THE SCENE, VOLUME IS OUT OF CONTROL. HES SO SWEET AND HAS SO MUCH TO  SAY.
ONE DINO QUOTE BEFORE I GO………………………………………….

ME: HEY DINO ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DO THAT. ( STANDING ON THE ARM OF THE RECLINER CHAIR, ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN)

DINO: YEAH, I’M GOOD, TALK TO MY MOM ABOUT THAT.

WAIT WHAT????? YOUR 2 YEARS OLD. AND TALK LIKE YOUR 20, YOU CAN TELL HES
AROUND ADULTS ALOT.

HERE’S LOOKIN AT YOU CARTER
I do that to carter in the gym, he totally ignores me. like who is that lady😂😂

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