Happy Monday to everyone!
Why is it that everyone in the castle thinks I have inventory of all there shit???? Really? It’s fricken Monday morning 5:45 am , I’m driving to work and my phone is ringing off the hook with the craziest questions.
Hey , Do you know where my work hat is ??? Never even knew you had a work hat. But if your talking about the baseball hat you wear every day, you left it on the dryer. I’m mad that I even knew the answer to his stupid question.
Then I got the next call , this was a good one. Hey, did someone eat all the cream cheese, I don’t eat cream “F ing” cheese , I buy the cheese, and after that I don’t care where it goes or who eats it. So , being a smart ass I am. Possibly my Monday morning mood, I say try the bottom shelf in the fridge. 💥 BAM! There it was.
But the weird thing is , this happens
all the time. And it’s not like I honestly take inventory, it because everyone else is to lazy to look! I get asked where Shirts are all the time, where are my work boots also, that’s the best one, because I don’t like workboots in the house , so they get tossed, sometimes thrown 🤣🤣🤣in the garage. And everyone knows exactly where the work boots are.
It was even worse when the kids were in sports. I would put all their uniforms in a separate pile and stuff still manage to go missing. Can’t find a baseball sock, football jersey gone. Lol . 4 kids , 4 uniforms , sometimes more with multiple sports. CARTER….. HATE TO SAY THIS , BUT YOU WERE THE WORST AT MISSING UNIFORMS.
I’m not saying I’m perfect by any means. I’m the most forgetful person at times. Both of my special forgetful moment involve food and me cooking🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
1st. Was one of my kids birthday parties, had a ton of food, the whole shabam! Made green bean casserole put it in the oven, well it cooked all day , and into the night. It was summer so we were outside on the lake most the day/evening. Went to clean up and there was the green beans charred crispy in the pan. Through out the whole pan and all. BLONDE MOMENT!!!!!
2nd. Another cooking involvement. Was making dinner, and my neighbor came over to visit , started chatting, next thing you know we are at the park and the kids are swimming. I personally blame this on the neighbor and being in Mom mode , completely overwhelmed , Summer fun, swimming , and kids. Through out that pan also. Hey , I really do know how to cook , but it’s just not my favorite thing to do. 👨🍳
Car keys are always missing, not mine. 🤣 If you take care of your stuff , you will know where it is. I hate to see someone running around in the morning 👀 looking for keys. To me thats super crazy, get organized. I like when the keys are found in the vehicle, in the ignition. That happens a lot. And one more thing about all this missing stuff, I didn’t take it, move it, or touch it, You like to blame everyone else, but sometimes there could be possible a toddler to blame. Ok………….every once in a while…… DINO does move some stuff around, or take keys from the table and put them in his toy box. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OFFICIAL NAME OF THE ELF…….. MERMAID!!!! NOT SURE WHY ,BUT DINO NAMED HIM MERMAID, AND THATS THE FINAL NAME. LAST NIGHT CARTER WAS IN CHARGE AND THIS IS WHAT DINO FOUND IN THE MORNING. good night from the elf “mermaid”
he has been good today , so please report back to santa that monday was a great day.
UNTIL TOMORROW. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO